A Good Deed Never Goes Unpunished.

Seriously you guys? I try and do a nice thing for Troy's birthday, and it back-fired! All right, lemme back up and start from the beginning.

My birthday was October the 5th. Troy's was the 7th. So like a bro', I thought I'd buy him a cake.

Anyway, it turned out to be a bigger flop then "John Carter". If I learned anything from The Sims, it is that Birthday Cake = Age Up.

Therefore with this logic, because you all made me use the cake in Troy's place, he remains young and pretty, and I get older!

WTH guys? Are you trying to kill me with old-age?

Here's the photo of me more annoyed then when my Girl of the Now tries to talk about 'Us'.

Half-assed rant skirting on Poe's law aside, I want to wish Troy once again a Happy Birthday. Before discussing Halloween.

Costumes? What to wear? They say that Halloween is the one night of the year where women can dress down, and act like devils and no-one can call them out on it. I disagree, feminism means Friday and Saturday nights are this, especially if you hit the town with me.

So looking at it this way, what are you going to miss out on by going into the Card House this Halloween? Come in for the Cards, trick your opponent for victory, and then go hit the town to treat yourself to the  Candy! (If you are younger, then get a friend/brother/sister to carry a bag around for you when they go trick-or-treating, and then your own sweet tooth is satisfied as well.)

Seriously, I dunno what to dress up as TBH, so please post some suggestions?!